1 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,040 (Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Hi, this is Kat. 2 00:01:48,180 --> 00:01:49,620 Leave a message and I'll call you back. 3 00:01:51,540 --> 00:01:52,240 Hi, Kat. 4 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,940 This is Nick Mercer. 5 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,260 Sorry I didn't get back to you last 6 00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,160 night, but I got your messages. 7 00:01:59,060 --> 00:01:59,960 All seven of them. 8 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,980 I know you're nervous, Kat, but this is 9 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,760 what I get paid for. 10 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,160 Now, I'm running a little late, so I 11 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,639 sent a messenger to pick up my ticket. 12 00:02:10,940 --> 00:02:12,720 Kat, stop worrying. 13 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,440 Your ex-fiancé will wish he never left 14 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,340 you, and your family will think we're in 15 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:17,640 love. 16 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,420 You're going to have to trust me. 17 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,080 I'll see you at the airport. 18 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:21,620 Can't wait to meet you. 19 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,740 So sorry. 20 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,860 I wasn't quite ready for you. 21 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:49,790 It's a plane ticket. 22 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:51,550 For a date. 23 00:02:52,450 --> 00:02:52,910 My date. 24 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,890 For my sister's wedding in London. 25 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:58,910 You need to let go. 26 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:01,330 You're going to have to help me. 27 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,100 Leave me breathless. 28 00:04:35,500 --> 00:05:37,830 Harry, I'm 29 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:38,570 not working today. 30 00:05:38,910 --> 00:05:40,030 I'm going to my sister's wedding. 31 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:42,270 Customer service will have to survive without me. 32 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,610 But Kat, we had three flights delayed and 33 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:45,730 two reps called in sick. 34 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:50,370 And a 2505 on the A20CPE to LGW. 35 00:05:50,830 --> 00:05:52,590 And oh, and there's this guy on line 36 00:05:52,590 --> 00:05:53,730 two who got stuck with his in-laws 37 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,130 because we couldn't get him out of Heathrow. 38 00:05:55,370 --> 00:05:57,830 Harry, I'd love to help you. 39 00:05:58,470 --> 00:05:58,910 Sincerely. 40 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:00,570 But I haven't seen my family in two 41 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,710 years, and my flight leaves in 15 minutes. 42 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:04,890 Uh, Kat? 43 00:06:05,970 --> 00:06:06,410 Please. 44 00:06:06,690 --> 00:06:07,670 I'm begging you. 45 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:14,300 Bump the 1414 to the upper on 1610. 46 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,360 What about line two? 47 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:19,160 Check my bags. 48 00:06:20,220 --> 00:06:21,720 I completely understand. 49 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,100 You just want your family to see the 50 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:24,240 way you see yourself, or at least the 51 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,400 way you would see yourself if you didn't 52 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,960 feel so victimized by them all the time. 53 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:27,440 Hello. 54 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,840 Mr. Rajagopal, we regret that you are inconvenienced. 55 00:06:31,980 --> 00:06:33,080 Unfortunately, we are not liable. 56 00:06:36,580 --> 00:06:37,880 But just this once, I'm going to refund 57 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,140 the full price of your ticket and credit 58 00:06:39,140 --> 00:06:40,400 you 10,000 frickin' farm miles. 59 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,460 Thank you for calling Virgin Atlantic. 60 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,400 Your first trip? 61 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,920 My sister's getting married and the best man 62 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:01,460 is my ex. 63 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:03,160 In case I chicken out, I want to 64 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:04,060 know where all the exits are. 65 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,160 I'm not a knuckler. 66 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:15,480 I fly all the time. 67 00:07:15,900 --> 00:07:18,480 The reason I can't find my legs is 68 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:19,680 that any second my date is going to 69 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:21,520 sit down in 3B, and I need him 70 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,060 to look really, really, really, really good today. 71 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,040 Hello, 3B. 72 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:42,440 Hey. 73 00:07:50,340 --> 00:07:50,860 That's it. 74 00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,460 I'm glad you found it, okay? 75 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:07,280 The airport, the plane, I mean. 76 00:08:07,940 --> 00:08:09,500 I'm sorry we couldn't leave sooner. 77 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,860 I know you wanted a few hours to 78 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:12,000 get settled before the party. 79 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,460 Work must be crazy. 80 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:27,560 Oh, I should warn you. 81 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,400 You know those families where everyone's out of 82 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:31,539 their mind, but at the end of the 83 00:08:31,539 --> 00:08:32,980 day, they're your family, so you love them? 84 00:08:34,659 --> 00:08:35,480 Mine's not like that. 85 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:52,340 I love my dad, but since he's my 86 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:54,480 stepdad, he's technically not family. 87 00:08:55,420 --> 00:08:56,520 He's more like a hostage. 88 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:14,380 We will shortly be arriving at Mountain Heathrow. 89 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:18,040 Please remain seated. 90 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:26,760 Good morning. 91 00:09:44,730 --> 00:09:45,430 Oh, man. 92 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,830 Please tell me you're not wearing that tonight. 93 00:09:48,310 --> 00:09:48,950 I am. 94 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:52,090 It's no big deal, really. 95 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:53,890 It just looks like a tailor cut off 96 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,710 a yard of my dress and made a 97 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:56,210 tie out of it. 98 00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:57,890 Don't get me wrong, matching's fine. 99 00:09:57,990 --> 00:09:59,590 It's matchy-matchy you want to look out 100 00:09:59,590 --> 00:09:59,770 for. 101 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:02,410 This is definitely matchy-matchy. 102 00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:04,930 You think we look like we're trying too 103 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:05,210 hard. 104 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:05,730 Exactly. 105 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:06,970 I want us to look like we fit, 106 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:08,170 but not like we're trying too hard to 107 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:08,690 look like we fit. 108 00:10:09,990 --> 00:10:10,930 Let me teach you a trick. 109 00:10:12,330 --> 00:10:14,810 If you look people in the eye, they'll 110 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:15,870 never notice what you're wearing. 111 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,730 Well, there's no way I'm showing up in 112 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:20,450 his and her outfits, so if you're going 113 00:10:20,450 --> 00:10:21,750 to wear that tie, I have to change 114 00:10:21,750 --> 00:10:22,210 my dress. 115 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:25,430 Driver, will you please pull over somewhere? 116 00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:32,910 I'm sorry. 117 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,090 I promise, Nick, this is the last one. 118 00:10:35,770 --> 00:10:36,970 You must think that... 119 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,170 Who knows what you think. 120 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,010 I know how important this is for you, 121 00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:43,710 but remember, you're a beautiful woman, and you've 122 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:45,090 got everything in the world going for you. 123 00:10:45,250 --> 00:10:46,210 Don't patronize me. 124 00:10:47,310 --> 00:10:48,630 I feel like crap, and if I'm going 125 00:10:48,630 --> 00:10:49,750 to feel like crap, I want to look 126 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,450 hot doing it. 127 00:10:53,810 --> 00:10:54,790 Mission accomplished. 128 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:56,610 Really? 129 00:10:58,530 --> 00:10:59,510 Don't get too attached. 130 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:09,620 I prefer the red one. 131 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,020 I'll let her know. 132 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:18,750 Hmm. 133 00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:19,710 Hmm. 134 00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,830 Nice dress or hmm? 135 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:23,150 Gorgeous. 136 00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:24,890 It was insane to let you go. 137 00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:27,170 Well, I'll tag you. 138 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:29,690 If that's fine with you. 139 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:42,780 I don't know if I can do this. 140 00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:44,140 Well, you're never going to be sure of 141 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:46,300 anything, but you still have to go inside. 142 00:11:57,380 --> 00:11:58,140 Aunt Bea! 143 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:02,480 Dear girl, this should have been you getting 144 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:02,960 married. 145 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,820 You know, you didn't have to return the 146 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:06,480 gravy boat. 147 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,880 And to think Jeffrey is the best man. 148 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,060 Have you met Nick? 149 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:12,200 How do you do? 150 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,540 Oh. 151 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:15,620 Charming. 152 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,300 And what do you do? 153 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:20,620 Excuse us. 154 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:27,440 Nightmare. 155 00:12:32,470 --> 00:12:33,710 Okay, we need a story. 156 00:12:34,270 --> 00:12:34,970 You're a therapist. 157 00:12:35,370 --> 00:12:37,070 We just started dating, and you're crazy about 158 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:37,250 me. 159 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:41,790 Count it. 160 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,250 Six thousand, even. 161 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,670 Oh, I trust you. 162 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:44,930 No. 163 00:12:46,710 --> 00:12:47,310 Count it. 164 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:51,800 All right. 165 00:13:00,620 --> 00:13:02,880 Tell you what, I'll cover expenses, but if 166 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,140 you want to be intimate, we talk money 167 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:04,940 before anything happens. 168 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:06,140 Oh, no, no, that won't be an issue. 169 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,540 Believe me, I find the idea of sex 170 00:13:07,540 --> 00:13:08,680 for money morally repugnant. 171 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,360 I'm sorry. 172 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:12,360 No offense. 173 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,520 Do me a favor. 174 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,240 Quit apologizing. 175 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:18,600 If you look at this for what it 176 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,760 is, a simple business transaction, maybe you won't 177 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:22,860 feel so compelled to keep saying I'm sorry. 178 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:23,620 I'm sorry. 179 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:25,640 It's also really annoying. 180 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,340 Sorry. 181 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:42,700 Sorry. 182 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,020 Pussycat! 183 00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,460 What happened to you? 184 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:46,980 Pull over for a quickie. 185 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:48,740 Mom, this is so not the time to 186 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:49,280 be yourself. 187 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,820 And who might this be? 188 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:54,060 Hi, I'm the new guy. 189 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,200 It's great to meet you. 190 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:55,940 Lovely. 191 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:59,000 This is a marathon, not a sprint. 192 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,300 We've got welcome cocktails today, then tomorrow's young 193 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,300 people in the park, followed by stags and 194 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,980 hens, Friday's picnic, then the rehearsal dinner. 195 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,740 And since you have so foolishly left no 196 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:12,340 margin for jet lag, I need you to 197 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:13,020 hydrate. 198 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:19,020 Dad. 199 00:14:19,220 --> 00:14:20,000 My darling. 200 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:23,520 Meet Nick. 201 00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:24,960 Professor Ellis. 202 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:25,960 How'd you do? 203 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:27,640 Cat? 204 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:31,510 Hey. 205 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,470 Oh, I missed you so much. 206 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,030 Gosh, who's the hunky, huh? 207 00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:36,030 Nice. 208 00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:37,230 There you are. 209 00:14:39,130 --> 00:14:42,030 Times like these, I find a good stiff 210 00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:42,970 drink helps, don't you? 211 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,590 Oh, well, can I get you a refill, 212 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:44,950 sir? 213 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:45,730 I'm very kind of you. 214 00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:48,810 Where did you find him? 215 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:50,690 Thank you. 216 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,570 Yellow pages. 217 00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:56,730 Hello? 218 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,450 Oh, sweet Jesus, who gave that woman an 219 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:03,650 amp? 220 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:04,510 Hello? 221 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:05,950 Hello? 222 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:08,510 Oh, wonderful, it's finally working. 223 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,090 All right, does everybody have a drink? 224 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:13,510 Because I'm going to say a few words. 225 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,330 Welcome, friends and family. 226 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:23,330 Victor and I are so happy that you're 227 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:26,450 here to celebrate with us as we welcome 228 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:29,330 Edward and the Fletcher Wootens into our family. 229 00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:31,490 You know, it's funny, we always thought that 230 00:15:31,490 --> 00:15:33,450 we would marry off Cat first. 231 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,290 We had good reason to hope, because she 232 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,430 was so popular with the boys at school. 233 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,650 And we came pretty close once, but as 234 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,850 you all know, that crashed and burned. 235 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,170 Luckily, we were able to get the deposit 236 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,550 back, so here we are again. 237 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:02,780 Ah, yes, yes, well, back to the bride 238 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:04,080 and groom-to-be. 239 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:11,760 Edward, we are so glad that you fell 240 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,140 in love with the girl next door, our 241 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,480 Amy. 242 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,380 Congratulations, babies. 243 00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:17,540 Congratulations. 244 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:33,110 Jeffrey. 245 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:37,010 Hello, Cat Mandu. 246 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:52,620 Wow, you look gorgeous. 247 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:54,940 Gorgeous. 248 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,700 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my 249 00:16:58,700 --> 00:16:59,680 God, oh, my God, oh, my God, a 250 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:00,260 top cat. 251 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,319 Where the bloody hell have you been? 252 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,920 I have gynecologists at home more often. 253 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,940 You have more than one gynecologist. 254 00:17:07,940 --> 00:17:09,240 You have to play them off against each 255 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,560 other, otherwise they think you're easy. 256 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,280 Hello, arsehole. 257 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,060 Listen, since you dumped my cousin brutally and 258 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:16,560 without cause, you won't mind if I just 259 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,579 steal her away, will you? 260 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:18,579 Thanks. 261 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:29,240 I wasn't saving you from him, I was 262 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,920 saving you from yourself. 263 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,340 You, my love, are too bloody nice. 264 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:40,640 By the way, did he bring a date? 265 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,400 Darling, why waste ten more seconds on that 266 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,100 horse's arse when Mr. Tie-Me-Up-Tie 267 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,340 -Me-Down is waiting for you over there? 268 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,220 What does he do, anyway? 269 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:49,500 He's a therapist. 270 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,360 The perils of parenthood. 271 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,320 Oh, God, I think I've just come. 272 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:04,780 Thank you. 273 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:06,360 Can I have that? 274 00:18:20,550 --> 00:18:24,190 Heather, you know what I love about all 275 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:24,630 this, Cat? 276 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,250 There's finally a reason for the whole world 277 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,370 to revolve around you. 278 00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:29,210 Exactly. 279 00:18:33,700 --> 00:18:35,300 How's the future, missus? 280 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:36,340 I'm perfect. 281 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,320 I'm all ginny. 282 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:39,920 All snufflepuff. 283 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:52,730 Am I not the luckiest bastard on earth? 284 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,830 Well, I'll dance to that. 285 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:03,730 You know, that's what it gets for not 286 00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:06,410 taking dance lessons until two days before the 287 00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:06,770 wedding. 288 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:07,770 Oh, come on. 289 00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,530 Who's ever had a dance lesson for a 290 00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:09,750 wedding? 291 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:11,330 Well, just about everyone. 292 00:19:13,230 --> 00:19:14,510 You are taking the piss? 293 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:16,090 We'll go with you. 294 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:18,210 I don't even know you, hunky-dunky, and 295 00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:19,190 I love you already. 296 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:20,810 Dance lessons. 297 00:19:21,770 --> 00:19:21,870 What? 298 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:33,560 Hey. 299 00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,480 Oh, hello. 300 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:43,410 Weddings are a celebration of love and commitment. 301 00:19:44,570 --> 00:19:47,670 In utopia, in the real world, they're an 302 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:50,090 excuse to drink excessively and say things you 303 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:50,550 shouldn't. 304 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:51,950 Philosopher, huh? 305 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:53,870 Shrink. 306 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:55,330 Crikey. 307 00:19:55,850 --> 00:19:56,070 What? 308 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:57,810 No, nothing. 309 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:58,310 Right on. 310 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:02,830 Well, you yanks in your therapy, it's a 311 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,070 load of touchy-feely mumbo-jumbo. 312 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:12,130 Spilling your guts to a total stranger, I 313 00:20:13,270 --> 00:20:13,890 Oh, God. 314 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,660 It's just, well, there's this girl that I 315 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:21,240 care for. 316 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,000 Well, I suppose you could say I love 317 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,240 her. 318 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,580 And the bugger is, of course, she's here 319 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,360 with some other guy. 320 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,320 Here you all are. 321 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,380 Hey, Kat. 322 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:32,720 Hey, Kat. 323 00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:34,360 Oh, hey, yourself. 324 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,400 I see you met my ex. 325 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,920 I was just telling him how we met. 326 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,780 The next game. 327 00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:45,280 Oh, yeah. 328 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:46,620 Yeah. 329 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,580 But you hate sport. 330 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,220 I hate cricket. 331 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,600 Right, yeah. 332 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,000 Well, I should go and, uh, go. 333 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:00,800 He looks miserable. 334 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,800 What were you talking about anyway? 335 00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,700 He seems a little drunk, but I think 336 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:07,720 he's still crazy about you. 337 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,480 Do I know you from somewhere? 338 00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:10,980 No. 339 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,960 What did he say? 340 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,660 You don't, you don't think he wants me 341 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:18,020 back? 342 00:21:32,940 --> 00:21:45,530 Here we are. 343 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:46,230 Come on. 344 00:21:48,590 --> 00:21:49,630 Thanks, Mom. 345 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,150 Thanks, honey. 346 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,170 Thanks, Dad. 347 00:21:53,670 --> 00:22:00,000 Thanks again for having me. 348 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:01,220 Oh, don't be silly. 349 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,780 It's wonderful to finally meet you. 350 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,580 Although technically, I never even knew you existed. 351 00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:08,140 Come on, buddy. 352 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,600 I love surprises. 353 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,400 Where's Nick sleeping? 354 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,880 My mother has this rule about men and 355 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,680 women sharing a room when there's no ring 356 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,060 involved. 357 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:18,900 Don't be silly. 358 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,500 What? 359 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,300 I am not as small-town as my 360 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,320 daughter seems to think. 361 00:22:42,270 --> 00:22:43,330 Sorry about this. 362 00:22:43,990 --> 00:22:46,970 I went through a painfully earnest floral phase. 363 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:54,970 Air supply? 364 00:22:59,340 --> 00:23:02,060 Oh, my, um, my parents had a German 365 00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,580 exchange student a few years back. 366 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:05,740 He must have left it here. 367 00:23:12,180 --> 00:23:13,820 Everyone knows they're great as hits. 368 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,220 Some of their lesser-known ballads are surprisingly 369 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:16,640 poignant. 370 00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:32,310 Is that an old habit from ballet class 371 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:35,190 or from a lifetime of walking on eggshells? 372 00:23:41,490 --> 00:23:42,650 I never took ballet. 373 00:23:51,570 --> 00:23:52,590 How'd you know that was me? 374 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,070 I have a friend at the magazine. 375 00:24:01,410 --> 00:24:02,690 So much for anonymity. 376 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:04,750 Go ahead, take a look. 377 00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:05,750 Part of the package. 378 00:24:12,130 --> 00:24:13,030 I'm, I'm sorry. 379 00:24:13,150 --> 00:24:14,250 I'm just, I'm a little nervous. 380 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:17,650 I never thought anything like this could happen 381 00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:17,970 to me. 382 00:24:18,570 --> 00:24:19,590 This happened to you? 383 00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:24,470 Happened in the sense that I picked up 384 00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:26,010 the phone, tracked you down, flew you over 385 00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,610 here and gave you $6,000 out of 386 00:24:27,610 --> 00:24:28,410 my 401K. 387 00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:39,200 Oh, will you grab my shampoo, please? 388 00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,520 Shampoo. 389 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,080 Got it. 390 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,680 I'm all out of love. 391 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,420 I'm so lost without you. 392 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:52,160 I know you were right. 393 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,680 Barely even for so long. 394 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,420 I'm all out of love. 395 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:00,220 What am I without you? 396 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:03,900 I can't be too late to say that 397 00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:06,260 I was so wrong. 398 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:12,100 Um, the part where you were a sexual 399 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:17,480 surrogate and then started to branch out, is, 400 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,340 is that really how it happened? 401 00:25:21,360 --> 00:25:24,340 The real story, my mother was a hippie 402 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,540 and a stripper. 403 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,660 She was insanely inappropriate with me. 404 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,280 She used to wash her lingerie in my 405 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,500 bathwater while I was still in it. 406 00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:34,260 Oh, wow. 407 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:35,860 So as an adult, I needed to find 408 00:25:35,860 --> 00:25:38,460 ways to experience intimacy and sex, but with 409 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,680 rules that couldn't be violated. 410 00:25:39,980 --> 00:25:40,380 Wow. 411 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,320 I'm just screwing with you. 412 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:47,600 Oh, shit. 413 00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,080 Okay, this part. 414 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:56,600 You say, and I quote, every woman has 415 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,340 the exact love life she wants. 416 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,140 Now, that seems like a pretty broad generalization. 417 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:14,720 Oh, do you 418 00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,560 honestly believe that I want to be single 419 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,060 and miserable? 420 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,740 Do you think that I want to be 421 00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,060 hung up on some guy who led me 422 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,160 on for years and out of the blue 423 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,280 just shattered my heart? 424 00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:28,800 Well, first of all, there's no such thing 425 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:29,400 as out of the blue. 426 00:26:30,420 --> 00:26:31,640 And second of all, yeah. 427 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,280 What? 428 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,800 When you're ready to let go, to be 429 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,820 un-single and un-miserable, you will. 430 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,220 Till then. 431 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:46,110 So when you were talking to Jeffrey before, 432 00:26:46,950 --> 00:26:47,930 how did he sound? 433 00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:51,850 Like a harmless, self-absorbed toolbox. 434 00:26:52,950 --> 00:26:53,430 Seriously? 435 00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,550 He sounded tormented. 436 00:27:01,090 --> 00:27:02,110 Tormented how? 437 00:27:03,670 --> 00:27:07,210 Like he's jealous that I'm here with someone 438 00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:07,510 else? 439 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:12,030 Or like he regrets throwing away our life 440 00:27:12,030 --> 00:27:12,350 together? 441 00:27:23,010 --> 00:27:27,170 It's just that this doesn't really turn out 442 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:30,930 the way that I thought it would. 443 00:27:54,010 --> 00:27:55,610 He seems more mature. 444 00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:57,950 Run, you bastard! 445 00:27:58,450 --> 00:27:58,990 Come on! 446 00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:08,480 Come on, throw it! 447 00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,220 Throw it! 448 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,600 Well played, darling. 449 00:28:16,060 --> 00:28:16,320 Hey! 450 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,300 You ready, TJ? 451 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,620 Bugger off, Jeffrey. 452 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:29,750 All right, hey, batter, batter! 453 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,300 One cat. 454 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,000 Batter up. 455 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:01,100 You're up, Kat. 456 00:29:12,020 --> 00:29:13,240 Be nice to me, Jeffrey. 457 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:20,860 Yes! 458 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:21,940 Hooah! 459 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:23,520 Hooah, hooah, hooah! 460 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,680 Who's the game? 461 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:41,600 Edward? 462 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,340 Oh, trust me, I am.